Friday, September 15, 2023

Hindi Jokes

आज वो पुरानी फिल्मों वाले लड़की के

बाप हमें क्यूँ नहीं मिलते

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जो हमेशा बोलते थे..

“ये रहा blank cheque और दफ़ा हो जाओ मेरी बेटी की ज़िन्दगी से”

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😂😛🤣


12 साल बाद वो जेल से छूटा

मैले कुचैले कपड़ों में बहुत थका

हुआ घर पहुंचा. घर पहुंचते ही

बीबी चिल्लाई:

कहां घूम रहे थे इतनी देर?

आपकी रिहाई तो 2 घंटे पहले ही हो

गई थी ना?

वो आदमी वापस जेल चला गया.


पत्नी: ‘पहले मेरा फिगर पेप्सी की

बोतल की तरह था…’

पति: ‘वो तो अभी भी है…’

पत्नी खुश होकर: ‘सच…’

पतिछ ‘हां,

पहले 300 ML की थीं…


रमेश (नौकर से) – जरा देख तो

बाहर सूरज निकला या नहीं?

नौकर – बाहर तो अंधेरा है.

Thursday, September 14, 2023

Mountain Buck and Village Doe

 Once upon a time, in northern India, there was a herd of village deer. They were used to being near villages; they were born there and grew up there. They knew they had to be very careful around people. This was especially true at harvest time, when the crops were tall, and the farmers trapped and killed any deer who came near.

At harvest time, the village deer stayed in the forest all day long. They only came near the village during the dark of the night. One of these was a beautiful young doe. She had soft reddish-brown fur, a fluffy white tail and big wide bright eyes.

During this particular season, there was a young mountain buck who had strayed into the same low forest. One day, he saw the beautiful young doe, and immediately became infatuated with her. He didn't know anything about her. But he imagined himself to be deeply in love with her, just because of her reddish-brown fur and her fluffy white tail and her big wide bright eyes. He even dreamed about her, although she did not know he existed!

After a few days, the young mountain buck decided to introduce himself. As he was walking out into the clearing where she was grazing, he was entranced by her appearance and could not take his eyes off her. He began speaking: "Oh my sweet beauty, as lovely as the stars and as bright as the moon, I confess to you that I am deeply" - Just then the young buck's hoof got caught in a root, he tripped and fell, and his face splashed in a mud puddle! The pretty village doe was flattered, so she smiled. But inside, she thought this mountain buck was really rather silly!

Meanwhile, unknown to the deer, there was a clan of tree fairies living in that part of the forest. They had been watching the mountain buck, while he secretly watched the village doe. When he walked out into the clearing, began his speech, and fell in the mud puddle - the fairies laughed and laughed. "What fools these dumb animals are!" they cried. But one fairy did not laugh. He said,"I fear this is a warning of danger to this young fool!"

Tuesday, September 12, 2023

Tulsa King, review: Taylor Sheridan and Sylvester Stallone Present A Magnificent Show


Tulsa King is a new crime drama series created by Taylor Sheridan, the man behind Yellowstone and 1883. The show stars Sylvester Stallone as Dwight "The General" Manfredi, a New York mafia capo who is exiled to Tulsa, Oklahoma after 25 years in prison.

The show does a great job of exploring the mafia structure, from the old guard who still rely on muscle and intimidation to the

Sunday, September 3, 2023

Positive Thinking


Jerry was the kind of guy you love to hate. He was always in a good mood and always had something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, “If I were any better, I would be twins!”

He was a unique manager because he had several waiters who had followed him around from restaurant to restaurant. The reason the waiters followed Jerry was because of his attitude. He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.

Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him, “I don’t get it! You can’t be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?” Jerry replied, “Each morning I wake

Wednesday, August 30, 2023

History of Rakhi Festival and association of Shishupal with it.

 This short animated story show the origin and history of Rakhi festival. Festival started from the oath of Lord Shri Krishna to protect Draupadi when she tied a piece of her saree to wounded finger of Shri Krishna, after he killed the Shishupala the king of the Chedi kingdom and how he protected her grace when Kauravas tried to insult her in court.  Hence we can say this festival is associated with Mahabharat, Shri Krishna and Draupadi


Rakhi Festival Songs

 Here are songs dedicated to Rakhi festival. These songs will uplift your spirit and put you in a good mood. 




Vipassanā Meditation: Guided Meditation for Beginners; Meditate daily (15 Minutes Version)


This is a 15 minutes version of Guided Vipassana meditation to create awareness and self consciousness. Practice it before going to sleep or after waking up. 
Practice it for 30 days at the same time and you may find your life taking miraculous turns.  


Tuesday, August 29, 2023

कैसे करें कान की सफाई [Top tips to clean your ears]

A 4 minute video for DW हिन्दी that will help you clean your ears in the most efficient manner. 

The Value of Money (Inspiring Short Story about Self-Worth)

 At the beginning of a new school year, a class teacher stands up in front of her students holding a $100 bill.

She tells them, “Put your hands up if you want this money”.

Every hand in the room goes up, to which the teacher says, “I am going to give this money to someone here, but first, let me do this…”

She takes the bill and crumples it up in her hands, before asking, “Who still wants it?”

The hands stay up.

The teacher then drops the bill on the floor, stomps and grinds it into the ground, and picks it back up. “How about now?” she asks again.

The hands stay up.

“Class, I hope you see the lesson here. It didn’t matter what I did to this money, you still wanted it because its value stayed the same. Even with its creases and dirtiness, it’s still worth $100.”

She continues, “It’s the same with us. There will be similar times in your life when you’re dropped, bruised, and muddied. Yet no matter what happens, you never lose your value.”

Moral of the story:

Life’s hardships are inevitable and we’ll all be put through the ringer at some point, often through no fault of our own.

Don’t let these challenges alter your feelings of self-worth. You’ll always be enough; you have something unique and special to give and offer the world.

source here

Monday, August 28, 2023

How to Hunt a Monkey (Inspirational Short Story about Letting Go)

 “Do you know how hunters of old used to trap monkeys?” A man asked his child.

“Rather than chasing them up a tree or shooting arrows from below, they’d put a heavy glass jar with a narrow neck on the floor, which had the monkeys’ favourite food inside.

They’d then step back and hide, waiting for the unsuspecting animal to approach.

When it did, the monkey would reach inside, clench a fist around the food, and try to pull it out. However, the narrow neck of the jar would stop the poor monkey from getting its hand out!

It’d pull and pull, but to no avail. There was simply no way to get its hand out of the jar without releasing the food.

Rather than letting go, though, the monkey would persevere, refusing to drop its dinner.

The hunters would then approach and catch it to enjoy a meal of their own.”

“Don’t be like that monkey,” warned the man, “In life, to fight another day and grow as person, you must know when to quit, when to move on, and when to let go of whatever’s holding you back.”

Moral of the story:

Sometimes you have to let go and give up what you have now in order to receive something better in the future. Don’t let stubbornness be your downfall!


Source here

Joke

 I Have Started 

Receiving Text Messages from  Builders for Plots On The Moon....


That Too Earth Facing !!!


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Films About Brother and Sister love, Rakhee Special films

Here is a list of films that feature the never dying love and affection between brother and sister.
Rakhee Special post. These films are perfect to be watched on Rakhee holiday.

1. Sarbjit (2016)
This film shows the real life story of Sarabjit Singh (Randeep Hooda) and his sister Dalbir (Aishwarya Rai Bachchan) who vows to prove him innocent.

2. Haré Rama Haré Krishna (1971)
An evergreen film by evergreen actor Dev Anand. A story of a normal family falling apart and a brother/son's efforts to reconcile the family and rekindle the lost relationships.
This film has the perfect star cast:
Dev Anand- Prashant Jaiswal
Zeenat Aman – Jasbir Jaiswal / Janice
Mumtaz – Shanti

And who can forget the songs, Phoolon ka taaron ka sabka kahna hai, Dum maaro dum, Kanchi Re Kanchi and Hare Rama Hare Krishna.
Immortalized in voice of late Kishore Kumar, Late Lata Mangeshkar, Usha Uthup
And Asha Bhonsle.