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Chinese Jews

Smith and Jones were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.

"Smith," asked Jones, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Smith replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Jones asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

Waiter: "No Chinese Jews, Sir."

"Are you really sure?" Jones asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

The waiter replied exasperated, "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."
From santabanta.com

Experience Counts

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed to three identical birds lined up on the perch.

''How much is the one on the left?'' asked the customer.

''Five hundred dollars,'' said the shop owner.

''Why is it so expensive?''

''Because it knows how to do legal research.''

''What about the one in the middle? How much is that?''

''One thousand dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to write a brief that will win any case.''

''And how much is the third parrot?''

''Five thousands dollars.''

''What can it do that is so special?''

''To be honest, I've never seen him do a damn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner.''

From Santabanta.com

Good Morning

krodhaadbhavati sammohah sammohaatsmritivibhramah |
smritibhramshaadbuddhinaasho buddhinaashaatpranashyati ||

From anger comes delusion; from delusion, confused memory; from confused memory the ruin of reason; from ruin of reason, man finally perishes.

Heritage Ride: Udaipur to Ranakpur Ride on Royal Enfields

You are all Cordially invited to join us in this ride to the Ranakpur. Ranakpur is a village located in Desuri tehsil near Sadri town in the Pali district, It is between the Udaipur and Jodhpur. Ranakpur is widely known for its marble Jain temple, said to be the most spectacular of the Jain temples.
 

 

The legends is the king who constructed these temples used to pay the sculptors in gold equal to peeling or dust of the stone they had carved in entire day. so they did finest and refined craftsmanship in order to have more and more dust. result was the world best stone carvings.

We all have to gather at Voyage motors on 07/ July/2013 between 06:30 a.m. to 06:45 a.m.

Then at sharp 07:00 a.m. we will leave for Ranakpur it will take around one and half to two hours to reach Rankapur.
And we will ride at a speed around 60-70 kmph and try to keep the rider behind us in our Rear view mirror.
So tentatively around 09:00 a.m. we will be at Ranakpur 09:00 to 11:00 a.m. we can visit the temples, admire the architecture and will have our lunch over there.
Around 11:00 a.m. we will start our journey back to udaipur and will reach back around 2:00 p.m.
The registration charge for this ride is 100 Rs. only which can be deposited with Mr. Kadar at Voyage Motors and you can get yourself confirmed in the Ride. For further details please contact on this page or call:-
Mr. Jasbir Gandhi 9414385563
Mr. Kadar 7742252040
Mr. Aditya Joshi 9887510670 

Different Photos of Ranakpur Temples collected from different sites on internet.