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"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval."

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook

• Seven years ago today I swallowed bubblegum ... I'll keep you all posted.
• Me: There has to be a way I can lose weight! Friend: Eat healthy? Exercise? Me: No, that's not it. Keep thinking! We'll figure this out.
• Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.
• A plus side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and I won’t judge you because I too will be in my pajamas.
• I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
• That moment when you have so many things to do...So you decide to take a nap instead
• Stop screaming, lady. All I said was 'this is how pornos start'. It's just elevator talk.
• Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%.
• Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own.

Today's Fun from Santabanta.com

 

I got my girlfriend to come the other day. I can also get her to fetch, sit and play dead!

Jesus saves! But wouldn't it have been better if he would have invested!

The doctor said to patient, "I want you take your clothes off and stick your tongue out of the window."
"What will that do?"
"Not much. But I hate my neighbour!"

Santa decided to study for the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his friends came home.

Friend: Santa, how is your MBA preparation?

Santa: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Friend: Logic is very easy.

Santa: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand?

Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: so, logically, your are married.

Santa: YES.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santa was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Banta who was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?

Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Santa: Oh, logic is easy.

Banta: Please, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Banta: NO, I don't.

Santa: Oh my God! That means you're gay!