Few jokes to amuse you

Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!

Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.

Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Oh welcome home darling," he says, "my parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello."

Few jokes to amuse you

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"

teacher ko bachhon ka shandar jawab

teacher- bachhon vada karo kabhi sharab, cigarett nahi piyoge…
bachhe- nahi piyenge…
teacher- ladkiyon se na dosti karoge na unka peechha karoge…
bachhe- nahi karenge…
teacher- aur watan par zindagi kurban kar doge…
bachhe- kar denge… aisi zindagi ka aur karna bhi kya hai…!!!

teacher student hindi funny jokes

teacher chemistry pada rahi thi
teacher- pani ka farmula batao…
pappu- H2O+MgCl2+CaSo4+AlCl3+NaOH+KOH+HNO3+HCL+CO2
teacher- (gusse me) galat hai ye…
pappu- madam ye nale ka pani hai…

master jee gahri nind mein soo rahe

primary school me master jee gahri nind mein soo rahe the…
tabhi collector sahab aa gye aur master ji pakde gaye…
bahut der uthane ke bad master ki nind khuli…
nind khulte hi master collector dekhte hi bole…
to bachhon, samajh gaye na…
kumbhkarn aise sota tha…
collector sahab behosh

प्यार क्या होता है?

एक लड़की ने शर्माते हुए अपने पूछा, "ये प्यार क्या होता है?"

लड़के ने सोचा कि लड़की पर अपना इम्प्रैशन ज़माने का यही मौका है तो उसने जवाब दिया, "प्यार का रिश्ता दो इंसानों में वही होता है जो सीमेंट और रेत के बीच पानी का होता है।

जैसे कि...

लड़का = सीमेंट है, लड़की = रेत और प्यार = पानी, अब अगर सीमेंट और रेत को आपस में मिला दिया जाए तो वो स्ट्रांग नहीं होंगे लेकिन अगर इसमें पानी भी मिला दिया जाए तो कोई इनको जुदा नहीं कर सकता।"

लड़के का यह जवाब सुन लड़की हँसते हुए बोली, "कमीने तू शक्ल से ही मजदूर लगता है।"

Marky Momos: Magical Chinese Food (Food review)

Marky Momos has opened at 100 feet road connecting University Road and Sobhagpura circle in Udaipur,  after the Hotel Royal Inn. This is franchise of Marky Momos Jaipur.

I visited this upscale chinese food joint yesterday for a quick bite and below is my experience:-