master jee gahri nind mein soo rahe

primary school me master jee gahri nind mein soo rahe the…
tabhi collector sahab aa gye aur master ji pakde gaye…
bahut der uthane ke bad master ki nind khuli…
nind khulte hi master collector dekhte hi bole…
to bachhon, samajh gaye na…
kumbhkarn aise sota tha…
collector sahab behosh

प्यार क्या होता है?

एक लड़की ने शर्माते हुए अपने पूछा, "ये प्यार क्या होता है?"

लड़के ने सोचा कि लड़की पर अपना इम्प्रैशन ज़माने का यही मौका है तो उसने जवाब दिया, "प्यार का रिश्ता दो इंसानों में वही होता है जो सीमेंट और रेत के बीच पानी का होता है।

जैसे कि...

लड़का = सीमेंट है, लड़की = रेत और प्यार = पानी, अब अगर सीमेंट और रेत को आपस में मिला दिया जाए तो वो स्ट्रांग नहीं होंगे लेकिन अगर इसमें पानी भी मिला दिया जाए तो कोई इनको जुदा नहीं कर सकता।"

लड़के का यह जवाब सुन लड़की हँसते हुए बोली, "कमीने तू शक्ल से ही मजदूर लगता है।"

Marky Momos: Magical Chinese Food (Food review)

Marky Momos has opened at 100 feet road connecting University Road and Sobhagpura circle in Udaipur,  after the Hotel Royal Inn. This is franchise of Marky Momos Jaipur.

I visited this upscale chinese food joint yesterday for a quick bite and below is my experience:-

Contacts Synchronisation Apple iOS and Android

Like many people I am also using an Apple device and an Android device simultaneously and facing the problem of some contacts not available on either of the device. 

For Example: If you save a contact on Apple it is not available on Android device or vice versa.

The basic cause of this problem is the information not being exchanged between your device and the online account (google or apple) in which you are writing the information. If in your apple device the information is being written on ICloud/Apple account it won't be available on Google platform like Gmail or Google contacts. On the other hand if you save the information on Google account on your iOS device it will be available on your iOS device and android device.

But the same google account should be used on both the devices, like if you are using

Patience is a virtue.

funnypictureoftheday.net

Five minutes ago I didn't knew what this meant. I googled this up at englishclub.com and realised the beautiful meaning, "Possible interpretation: The ability to wait for something without getting angry or upset is a valuable quality in a person."

Something which I was missing in myself lately, recently realized that this can be achieved only by,

My Favorite Bigg Boss Contestants

Bigg Boss the reality television show based on the format of Big Brother has been entertaining Indian TV audience with all of its masala, controversies, clashes and comedy among the inmates.

Perosnally I am not a fan of this TV program but got to watch a few episodes here and there. Many of these residents of Bigg Boss house over the ten seasons have left the viewers with unforgettable impressions. Below are the 5 most memorable Bigg Boss residents of mine who attracted me to the show and kept my interest at peak. Check them out (Don't forget to see the last name.)

1) Baba Sehgal Season 1

source http://www.punjabicelebs.com

Before he appeared in season 1, I last saw this amazing pop singer on his video song Manjula.

Jokes for the day

1. After Samsung phones, now Samsung washing machines are exploding. Samsung is now the third biggest nuclear power after US and Russia
2. Only after getting married you actually realize that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes
3. American doctor got heart attack at delhi railway station, after reading a book's name-"How to become a doctor in 30 days" MRP Rs. 20.
4. स्कूल बंद, कंस्ट्रक्शन बंद, जेनरेटर बंद !
   दिल्ली में प्रदूषण घटाने के लिए अब बस मूली के परांठे बंद करना बाकी है !!
5. मास्टर: बच्चो बताओ भारत का झंडा सबसे पहले कहाँ लगा था?
   छोटू सोच के: जी डंडे पर!
6. Teacher-y did Sita go to the jungle with Ram ?" Boy-If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in