12 August Jokes

 

What’s it called when you steal somebody’s coffee? A mugging.

What’s the best thing about teamwork? Someone else to blame.

What does a gossiping coffee do? Spill the beans.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

12 August Quotes

 “Every child is an artist; the problem is staying an artist when you grow up” – Pablo Picasso

"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."– Babe Ruth

"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." –Walt Disney

"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier."– Mother Teresa

11 August Jokes

 

What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.

What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!

What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.

What month is the shortest of the year? May, it only has three letters.

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11 August Quotes

 “Do every job you’re in like you’re going to do it for the rest of your life, and demonstrate that ownership of it.” – Mary Barra

“Have those uncomfortable moments. Because my strong personal belief is it is those moments that cause you to grow the most yourself, but that also differentiate you the most in your career.” – Corie Barry

“My dad encouraged us to fail. Growing up, he would ask us what we failed at that week. If we didn't have something, he would be disappointed. It changed my mindset at an early age that failure is not the outcome, failure is not trying. Don't be afraid to fail.” – Sarah Blakely

10 August 2023 Quotes and Jokes

“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” —Michael Jordan

 "Say something positive, and you’ll see something positive.” —Jim Thompson

“All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination.” —Earl Nightingale

"Train your mind to see the good in every situation." —Unknown

Jokes

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

Why should you never trust stairs?

They’re always up to something.

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

He got fired.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderpants

 

9 August 2023 Quotes and Jokes

 

1. “Keep your face always toward the sunshine—and shadows will fall behind you.” —Walt Whitman

2. “Extraordinary things are always hiding in places people never think to look.” —Jodi Picoul

3. “Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible.” —Tony Robbins

4. “You can have it all. Just not all at once.” —Oprah Winfrey

 

 1. There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.)

2. What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

3. Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

4. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.