Thursday, August 10, 2023

10 August 2023 Quotes and Jokes


“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” —Michael Jordan

 "Say something positive, and you’ll see something positive.” —Jim Thompson

“All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination.” —Earl Nightingale

"Train your mind to see the good in every situation." —Unknown


Jokes

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.


Why should you never trust stairs?

They’re always up to something.


Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

He got fired.


What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderpants

 

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