1. “Keep your face always toward the sunshine—and shadows
will fall behind you.” —Walt Whitman
2. “Extraordinary things are always hiding in places people
never think to look.” —Jodi Picoul
3. “Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible
into the visible.” —Tony Robbins
4. “You can have it all. Just not all at once.” —Oprah
Winfrey
1. There’s a fine line between
a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.)
2. What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
3. Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
4. What did one ocean say
to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
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