Few jokes to amuse you

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"

teacher ko bachhon ka shandar jawab

teacher- bachhon vada karo kabhi sharab, cigarett nahi piyoge…
bachhe- nahi piyenge…
teacher- ladkiyon se na dosti karoge na unka peechha karoge…
bachhe- nahi karenge…
teacher- aur watan par zindagi kurban kar doge…
bachhe- kar denge… aisi zindagi ka aur karna bhi kya hai…!!!

teacher student hindi funny jokes

teacher chemistry pada rahi thi
teacher- pani ka farmula batao…
pappu- H2O+MgCl2+CaSo4+AlCl3+NaOH+KOH+HNO3+HCL+CO2
teacher- (gusse me) galat hai ye…
pappu- madam ye nale ka pani hai…

master jee gahri nind mein soo rahe

primary school me master jee gahri nind mein soo rahe the…
tabhi collector sahab aa gye aur master ji pakde gaye…
bahut der uthane ke bad master ki nind khuli…
nind khulte hi master collector dekhte hi bole…
to bachhon, samajh gaye na…
kumbhkarn aise sota tha…
collector sahab behosh

प्यार क्या होता है?

एक लड़की ने शर्माते हुए अपने पूछा, "ये प्यार क्या होता है?"

लड़के ने सोचा कि लड़की पर अपना इम्प्रैशन ज़माने का यही मौका है तो उसने जवाब दिया, "प्यार का रिश्ता दो इंसानों में वही होता है जो सीमेंट और रेत के बीच पानी का होता है।

जैसे कि...

लड़का = सीमेंट है, लड़की = रेत और प्यार = पानी, अब अगर सीमेंट और रेत को आपस में मिला दिया जाए तो वो स्ट्रांग नहीं होंगे लेकिन अगर इसमें पानी भी मिला दिया जाए तो कोई इनको जुदा नहीं कर सकता।"

लड़के का यह जवाब सुन लड़की हँसते हुए बोली, "कमीने तू शक्ल से ही मजदूर लगता है।"

Marky Momos: Magical Chinese Food (Food review)

Marky Momos has opened at 100 feet road connecting University Road and Sobhagpura circle in Udaipur,  after the Hotel Royal Inn. This is franchise of Marky Momos Jaipur.

I visited this upscale chinese food joint yesterday for a quick bite and below is my experience:-

Contacts Synchronisation Apple iOS and Android

Like many people I am also using an Apple device and an Android device simultaneously and facing the problem of some contacts not available on either of the device. 

For Example: If you save a contact on Apple it is not available on Android device or vice versa.

The basic cause of this problem is the information not being exchanged between your device and the online account (google or apple) in which you are writing the information. If in your apple device the information is being written on ICloud/Apple account it won't be available on Google platform like Gmail or Google contacts. On the other hand if you save the information on Google account on your iOS device it will be available on your iOS device and android device.

But the same google account should be used on both the devices, like if you are using