Jokes for the day

1. After Samsung phones, now Samsung washing machines are exploding. Samsung is now the third biggest nuclear power after US and Russia
2. Only after getting married you actually realize that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes
3. American doctor got heart attack at delhi railway station, after reading a book's name-"How to become a doctor in 30 days" MRP Rs. 20.
4. स्कूल बंद, कंस्ट्रक्शन बंद, जेनरेटर बंद !
   दिल्ली में प्रदूषण घटाने के लिए अब बस मूली के परांठे बंद करना बाकी है !!
5. मास्टर: बच्चो बताओ भारत का झंडा सबसे पहले कहाँ लगा था?
   छोटू सोच के: जी डंडे पर!
6. Teacher-y did Sita go to the jungle with Ram ?" Boy-If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in